"I'm glad to be the filling in the middle of your gooning" - Sam 23/3/26
Things worth remembering or maybe not :D .
"I'm glad to be the filling in the middle of your gooning" - Sam 23/3/26
'I'd rather have my ass pounded six times, than have my head shot six times."
"The fact that I feel like a gross predator, or like a dominatrix, apart from that everything else is great!"
After a long day, let the boobies hang!"
"Soz mate. Gimme yo skin!" - Sam 17/3/2026
"This forest is taking drugs!"
"Oh my god, I'm corporate America. I'm walking into their homes and deforesting their trees right in front of them!"
"WE CAN'T JUST KEEP CROSSDRESSING!"
"Goodbye friend! Thanks for letting me do that, that was really nice."
"How am I meant to focus on fighting the boss when I've got my penis in my hands?" - Sam 13/3/2026
"You can see the hole right here. See that? See how wiggly this is?"
"You'll likely die, but at least you'll have a fun time. OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA CUM!"
"Hey, send me your address and I'll send you pubic hair."
"Sorry Stoooph, I'm looking at you and I'm seeing my ex..."
"Boobies, boobies with armor, boobies with... boobies, boobies with face, armor with face, more boobies."
"Oh no, I'm about to be diddled by three little men..." Sam
"I got fucked in the butt so hard, there was permanent change... in the asshole"
"My organisation has fucked me in the ass again"
"I sat there. For 3 hours. Just throwing myself at it, over and over and over again. Just naked with a club."
"Alright booby, you need to move out of the way because you are currently shooting your ally in the ass."
"So it at least feels slightly fresh as it evacuates out of you."
"It's like Christmas, except I'm poor and homeless and nobody buys me presents."
"It looks like I'm dragging around testicles."
"My man needs to learn a few things from smut writers."
"Yeahh! Fuck you dude, I'm naked."
"Come here and get diddled little man!" - Sam 2026-03-09
"There are only two options, either pee pee or cum" - Sam , 09/03/26
"I thought about a gorilla killing his wife, and then boom."
"I can watch you play with your willies through the window. And then I can delete your house and make you homeless."
"I look like a fuzzy egg."
"I can't love it for what it is because it's a fuckin' monstrosity."
"Otherwise the boobies part of my thing doesn't work."
"Like a drug addict at a coke party, I was face first into that."
"If dicks tasted like jalapenos, I'd be sucking them all day"
"Somebody else attacked me and now I'm taking it out on this guy, just like in real life."
"It's mostly you, but it's a *little* bit of me taking responsibility."
"Nothing's coming out.... oh! There we go!" - Sam 4/3/2026
"I wanna finish these guys off now. Because I'm here. I may as well..."
17:52 "NOOOOO the fire has killed my boobies!"
"Fortunately, the bastard showed his cockpit to me, so I blew it up immediately."
"I gotta do it off-stream, I'm not allowed to do it on-stream."
"I'm 33 years old and the word 'cum' is funny to me."
"I'm God's gift to the world. They love me, cause... who wouldn't love me?"
"I'll fight you. I won't, but I will."
"ANAL! YESSSSS"
"If you get shot in the shoulder, check the penis. That's what I've always heard."
"We stuck our weenie in that boy's bum!"
"I will cum right this instant, my camera will turn white."
"I will execute you. I will put you on trial and I will execute you."
"Fuck that bitch, I ain't doing that, my boy gay and loves anal with his homie Hans"
"I gotta watch you eat the sausage first."
"Be gentle, my assbones hurt."
"Cuz I like dem whoooores, ya know?"
"I killed your lover, I'll kill you too!"
"Where ever this horse is, I'm just gonna dump my load on it."
"Everybody thinks I'm a murderer. That's crazy." - Sam the murderer
"uh oh Predator is here"... "me on the weekends."
"If I wanna be gay, and if I wanna spend money on handsome men, I'll do that!"
"How 'bout you research my cock 'n balls in your mouth?"
"It's a common thing to have incestuous chickens."
"Okay, we're gonna have to commit incest."
"Reiterating again: This is NOT a swastika"
: "I JUST WANNA KISS MEN!"
Excuse me woman. You can't cum because you need to be protected." - Sam 16/2/2026
"I basically pull it out one day a year. Plug it in, use it... and then put it away." - Sam 16/2/2026
"I can't target the meat because he keeps wobbling!"
"Allow me to descend betwixt thy thighs and then we shall converse on the matters I must attend to. Wakey wakey!"
"I got loads of money, but I still steal for the thrill of the game."
"Put your willy in whatever you want."
"Do we get to stick our willy in the vacuum cleaner??"
"GOOD, HATE YOURSELF. Fucking hate yourself!"
"I'm gonna make this little twink have an existential breakdown"
"I usually always sniff first."
"It just so happens I'm the Sweetie Master! They call me Sweet-Tea!" - Sam 13/2/2026
"Everybody dislikes me because I'm a menace... I've killed a lot of people and stolen a lot of stuff."
"Congratulations, you have brain damage" - Sam 12/02/2026
"All I remember is we were trying to be gay."
"Tomboy got fucking dicked down, maaaan"
"Okay sir, you're only here for one reason... because you have your organs, and I want them."
"Ohh they're lactating! They're breastfeeding!"
"I'd fuckin' shit my pants. In a good way."
"Why would you call 70-year-olds cheetahs when they can barely move?"
"Repent. Repent, young one. Repent for your sins. Repent! REPENT!"
"I hunted down the wrong woman." - Sam 9/2/2026
"I have to fight through the boobs"
"Your ass is kinda... what the fuck is going on there, mate?"
"I headbutted the ceiling too hard and died."
"If it were three Minnies, for example, I'd be a little bit spooked."
"I'm not intimidating, I'm a motherfucking cutiepie."
"I'm becoming god. Like immediately."
"I'm gonna heal her up, and then I'm gonna remove her kidney."
"You know the type of poo you have when you feel like 'Holy Moly, I feel better'? It was that kind of poo."
"You can literally skin someone alive and make furniture or clothes out of them."
"I have had prisoners whose legs I have cut off so they cannot leave, so they are stuck in bed while I convert them to my religion, convert them to my colony. And then afterwards, I put peg legs on them when they've finally joined us."
"What a day... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Ideally I'm old and I die and that's why I leave."
"*sniff* you smell me. You smell me, don't you? You smell me and I smell you. Relish your doom, for it comes for you."
"Is that a penis?! No, that's not a penis. I would recognize a penis" - Sam 5/2/2026
I'll be 'penis penis boob cum shit' soon.
"Women and technology..." smh - Sam 4/2/2026
"What's the point in paying for it if I can just go to the streets and get it for free?"
"THAT looks like an entrance. Oh that IS an entrance! There's something here!"- Sam
"I love being toxic. It's a good time man, it's a good time."- Sam
"Wait have I already just busted into you without meaning to?"
"Get in the river. I'LL be the husband now!"
"Wait, is she... is she coming?"
"I have officially ruined blowjobs for that man!"
"I got distracted by sucking that man."
"I can consume bodily fluids of others, HELL YEAH" - Sam 3/02/2026
"Okay, freak, prepare to die. Anus time!"
"I'm the sewer man, I come in the sewer. I'm the SEWER MAN, I come in the sewer. I am the SEWER MAN. I COME in the SEWER. I AM THE SEWER MAN, I COME IN THE SEWER!"
"Is it possible to be erect while reading stuff about weapons?"
"I love my prostitute, let's fucking goooooo."
"Go tend to him. With medicine, not with good thoughts."
"Nobody tell Jackal we fucked her up."
"I think that if I was a ghost, in the middle of combat, and they started beating my meat... I'd probably immediately lose."
"Maybe misogyny works"
"I really should assault the two on their own, and catch them off guard. Might have to set them on fire."
"Run that woman down! YESSSSS. Yoink!"
"I hate this religion. I want this religion to not exist, it's ruining everything!"
"Where are the dragons meant to fuck if there are no exhausts? Maybe the battery hole."
"I would rather stick needles in my eyes and hang myself... Sorry, that was extremely aggressive! Apologies!... Except, not apologies."
"Oh, I going to cum" - Sam 2026-01-28
"That's what they call me on the weekends. In a good way. They call me the Fleshbeast. This is my biography."
"If you were a furry guy... I'd be singing, I'd be dancing, I'd be loving life."
"WE LOVE MISOGYNY"
Rim world is a comfort game that I cum to
"Maybe I should hit women. Why should I not?" - Sam 22/01/2026
"I guess it's gotta be the way you pull and push it." - Sam 21/1/2026
"We're gonna save up the money and hire the woman"
"I'd love this to be double the size..." - Sam 21/01/2026
"Women should do EXACTLY as I say, and look EXACTLY as I want."
"Ohhhhh, Sam's stupid, Sam's dumb, Sam's stupid and dumb."
"Because of the nature of the- OH MY GOD DOG."
"Is this the part where we have sex? *gasp*"
"By the way? The little goblin FUCKED me."
"Come little man, ouououghghghghgghghgh.... I'm dead."
"You know what? Fuck you. I'm an important part of the stream."
"I get visually confused by the back."
"You can parry this fuckin' penis."
"It's not just goon with my penis, I goon with my heart."
"Foot fetishists unite, amiright?"
"I'm gonna be sniffing my screen every time she casts a spell."
"My heart desires feet"
"Oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby, is this a fucking mullet?"
"I wanna be big for you guys."
"I think I might be too small."
Holy shit, our saviour comes in a weird little freak!
"Man, I've got brain damage"
Alright granny bend over
"I'm a pole dancer, baby!"
"Every orifice that that penis walks into... it fits beautifully."
"Me when I nut, me when I ... me when I see... me when... when I..."
"I would get fox ears and like nine fox tails and fuckin squish my boobs in."
"Still to cum: Me"
"You look like a bumhole that's been abused for 40 years straight."
"I wanted to get my nipples pierced at one point."
Why are there so many women around here? Like what the fuck man? Fuckin die.
"I bet some of you thought I meant 'Me Next' for the blowjob. No no no. I meant 'Me Next' to suck the dude."
"I can drain so much from you, good lord."
A dick will heal faster than the heart will
"I've definitely pissed myself." - Sam 03/12/2025
"It's JUST THAT EASY. Even if you look like a car's hit you, you just gotta buy your wife from your wife's father-mother. Let's goooooo."
Man I fucking love slavery. I get money, I get recruits, I get fun, what more could you want?
"What if I want to just microdose the estrogen and slowly gain boobs?"
"Have a bit of whimsy in your life, you decrepit bitch!"
I'm tremendous at sucking people, You know what? this lips.... holy moly. I'd suck a golf ball through a garden hose my friend
I gotta pee because my mum is calling me
ayy we got the pussy on the back
"Gimme those foreskins! I'm coming for them!" - Sam 25/11/2025
How dare you. I think I could put my penis into ANY tea. Any tea whatsoever, I think I could do it.
"She doesn't have a peeny... suck my fuckin' vageeny!"
Am I now a mother?
Unpaid labour, our favourite kind
We piss together, we go on together
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"I'm gonna go enjoy myself for 40 minutes... NOT jacking off."
"Oh! You can kill them! Hell yeah, we love murder."
What can i say, I'm that kind of guy. I just want to share my joy of sex with you guys
They will call me a war criminal for what i will do to you
"I don't know how to finish this sentence without calling you a virgin.." - Sam 18/11/2025
certainly goes up faster than mine, and much bigger
"I need to work inside of you."
I'm colonel cum, Sperm banks fear me because that's my target. I bust in, then bust out and run away with the spoils
"I just eat algae... and dogs."
"I wanna go down between some thighs, not between some wheels." - Sam 14/11/2025
"Me too, I lean slightly when being sucked down."
Give your wife to me, so I can put her down too
I can see the pink thru the fucking hole
"I could have the asshole be a little bit more inside, for safety."
"These two are connected by the buttholes."
"I mean this in all seriousness: I'm gonna cum."
"I miss my caterpillar boys. There's a comma there: I miss my caterpillar COMMA boys." - Sam 11/11/2025
I'll tell you - I wasn't expecting to drive off a cliff today.
"You know what? You were completely correct, Minnie, I hate it."
Yes, I like to sniff my own butthole. What about you? We should sniff our buttholes together.
Does this game have child labour? Sadly not
"I'm giving all of you cellars where you can bury all of your hopes and dreams." - Sam 6/11/2025
"Gotta pill the days" - Sam - 06/11/2025
I'm a happy lil guy, and I enjoy myself.
Do I got a sink? Hell yeah, I'mma sink these balls in your mouth.
When it comes to the pubes/penis/cum guys [...] it is not worth fighting them.
Am I havin' a stroke? Yeaaaaah. Strokin' on my dicccccck.
Watching old movies, I've super cum.
"Stop trying to treat me like a whore, you can't buy me... actually, people can buy me. I'm basically a whore, an online whore."
*asks chat* "Well it's MY choice. Okay fine, we'll do a poll." - Sam , 31/10/25
I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me
Fuck me, my brain's slow
Fuck pregnant women, ayyyyyy.
I was gonna say 'I'd kiss you', but I didn't have anyone to target it with.
Let's play real Space Wars with YOUR penis and MY vajeezus.
I am a guru of wisdom... and penis jokes.
My prophetic powers are incontinent.
I don't want to be a good wife. I want to be a SLUT that goes to LA and dances at the club.
I don't like that you're alive, and here.
Is a boy worth all this? ... ABSOLUTELY. Dickin' is AAAAAAGH.
"I am a dumb bitch that loves to be punished" - 23/10/2025 Sam
I'm so full of liquid and excitement
Cum and balls, holy moly wowie
Beating up children is so easy now
"I was being a silly bitch. Sometimes you just have to admit when you're being a silly bitch."
"Why isn't it as big? I don't know. I'm slightly disappointed by that." - Sam, 2025
"maybe I'm just a bitch that loves colour"
"Oh my god, I'm a woman! Holy moly."
"The only good baby is a dead baby." - Sam 5/10/2025
No bedsheet would be free of my wroth
"Honestly, I wish I could just kill you and then drain your corpse."
"I'm gonna try to avoid a penis"
You women are the bane of humanity. Stupid, sexy, women!
I just fought god... or, what looked like god.
"You stand upon the precipice of the horrific deeds you have done" - Sam, 2025
"I'm looking for the porn, I'm not seeing the horny"
"I've hidden my pussy." - Sam, 2025
I like being a creep, it's fun.
"They just appeared and came on me!" - Sam 15-05-2025
"It's already got a soul inside of it. That's why Jesus can't change it black." - Sam May 2, 2025
"Dammit" - Sam 2025
"God look how wet you are" Sam 25/04/2025
"Out of the way, fella, I've got a pussy to fuck" - Sam 15/4/2025
"I love messing with them whores" 2 seconds later... "hold on I'm messaging jackal" - Sam 15/04/2025
go away woman I'm looking at ass
"I don't like Italians" - Sam 21/03/2025
"I wish there was an option to strip all these people"
Someday I'll be inside of you
"dont quote me"
"I got older and I couldn't mash it anymore" - Sam 18/03/2025
I expected to mount you like a ramp.
"Look at my dick bois! Just poking through the loin cloth."
I want to wipe Washington off the face of the earth - Sam 25/02/2025
"That's for cumming in my sister"
"we're gonna need a lot of dildo moulds"
"I want to give cock to everyone"
"Someone was ramming my ass, so I went faster"
"I'd beat off a guy"
I didn't know you were the gaping police
"Tricko is like my brother... and I live in alabama"
"I'm on the hobbit"
I diddled those boys
If I'm giving someone a prostate exam, they can't be attracted to me, because I can't deal with the clean up
"I want this, in my mouth, in my body. Even though it's bigger than I am."
"There is Somb, the only brown one amongst us." - Sam 18/1/2025
"I have no mouth, and I must queef."
"The only thing you have to worry about is jizzing on the kid's head inside her" - Sam 30/12/2024
"I've come here to goon and I've run out of women"
"How am I ment to know he's gonna spit on me?" - Sam 29/12/2024
74 " CUM right now you fucking cunt" - Sam 17/12/2024
"Did killing myself actually help?" - Sam 31/10/2024
I like collecting little men
Please don't get inside me
"Raiden has edged over his wife to come into the roster" - Sam 3-10-2024
"Something controversional" - Sam, 02-10-2024
Hey dog, do you want a salami, and I'm not talking about my penis - Sam 02/10/24
"I like being naked"
Look at the flaps, yeaaaaaah
"Oh my god it went in. Oh baby it went in" Sam 27/09/2024
I know where my cum has been and I'm pretty sure none of those people have children
"I'm sorry Gary, I'm gonna have to fuck you."
"Look at it, it's huge now, jesus."
"Cool looking women don't exist" - Sam, 2K24
"I've been slave driving my little boys"
"Fuck the little downed man" - Sam 22/06/2024
"I gave you my meat" - Sam 4/4/2024
"I'll be a furry." Sam - 20/03/2024
"Man I am soaking" - Sam, 2K24
"If I die I'm gonna cum" - Sam 7/11/2023
"He's draining my cum!" - Sam 29/04/2023
"Evacuate my cock, mate." Sam - 10/02/2023
"Fuck your dads!" - Sam 9/11
My mood has improved tremendously after killing those children
"Child if you pop out I'm gonna cum!" - Sam 22/06/2022
"I can turn it on with my ass" Sam, 2022
"When?" - Sam 14/06
"They shoot their load across the universe and it lands on me."
"Why kiss when you can suck cock."
"Everything has holes for me"
"I just really like violence" SR_Sam, 2021
"God I wanna be licked like that"
"Thats not a win unless we got a cool animation" SR_Sam 2021
"You can fuck my ass, you can put wood in it" - Sam 12-2-2021
I want to spend more money on children car parts!
Shut up, just let me ride you
"I'll take a 12 inch and inflate it to 11 inch, that way it can take a lot of abuse" - Man sexually addicted to balloons
I am not eating my own cum
I'd show you my asshole for 100,000 subs
"I didn't want to kill them. I just wanted to watch them have sex."
"JUST SHOVE MORE OF THE WORMS DOWN HER, EASY"
Furry pussy is still pussy I guess
If this isnt a triple S with a blowjob attached, I dont know what would be
“That’s not the kinda balls I like taking to the face!”
"I don't want to do this, I just want to pull my one out!"
“What kind of baby are we getting now? A normal baby! That’s a butt! We just got a normal baby butt in our mouth.”
“Don’t pan any further down! Don’t pan any further down! I SEE PUBE!”
Its just like one of those UGH
I'm gonna consume snacks and wet myself. And jack off before stream
Nice! He's asleep, now I can beat him up
Lads have you ever had an erection from food
Holefish? Thats for sticking your penis in. Its a lonely world in the sea, sometimes you have to find something to pleasure yourself, whether it's your heart or your hole
I'd let you guys put your dick in me
"Oh! This is where my hole is."
How could you boil a pony in a jar with cum
Everyone in their life has stared into the brown abyss at some point. You are not pure.
If I can kill a child in a game, I will do it. Because it's funny.
I hope they let you kill children in this
"Oh my god Sam's close brouldGasm " -Sam 29/3 2020
"You need to work out the information, what I'm trying to say is... video games"
"C'mon, get in the hole! What is so difficult about getting in a hole? Yeah, that's a deep hole...." - Sam [Feb 13, 2020]
"Blaping children since I was a teenage boy"
"I played a lot of this game and I killed a lot of children in it"
"I'm positive we killed kids, I killed a lot of kids"
"If somebody wants to send me 20k to see my ass? Hell yeah, thats a lot of fucking money"
"Just put it in your mouth and swallow"
“Thats what we’ve all got in common, we hate ourselves almost as much as we hate each other”
"Shit! I thought I'd land on the black thing!"
HYAAAGH *kicks box* that was a mistake....
"Hot dogs can be soups"